break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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