Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I forgot how hot balto sounded
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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