it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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