dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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