brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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