Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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