Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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