i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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