Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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