I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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