North Korea, Best Korea!
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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