Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
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