So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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