he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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