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Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
why is half of my head shaved?
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