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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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