I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
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