can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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