When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he wants to bone in the snuggie
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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