Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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