We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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