You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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