Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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