question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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