walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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