I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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