What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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