I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Randomize
