oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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