Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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