Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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