I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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