I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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