nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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