Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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