if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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