i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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