It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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