pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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