First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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