Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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