guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
