Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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