Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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