they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
My vagina is very pro this idea
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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