yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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