Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
if only i could text you this smell
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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