He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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