he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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