Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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