Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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